This is my attempt at creating the most boring fantrolls ever. If anything is too special or even smells of Mary Sues, PLEASE DEAR GOD TELL ME!!!
(NOTE: I, er, seem to like the idea behind this Crap-moist. Oops. May be fully developing him later on. And given him a decent name.)
Name: Some-Guy Crap-Moist (also known as WHAT TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY LIKE)
Age: Six solar sweeps
Blood Color: Olive blood (about the same class as Nepeta)
Personality: As aggressive as any other Alternia, due to culture and genetics. No extreme psychopathy. Selfish and arrogantly aware of his own self, but tones down vanity around higher bloods in fear. Although acts brave, is very cowardly in the face of actual danger. Good at compliments, though. Bad at insults. Obedient. Not expressive, but apologetic, even when people criticize him for his arrogance. Mainly artist with spray paint. Exaggerates skills, when they are mediocre. Spray paints hive thoroughly.
Appearance: Gray sweatpants. Black T-shirt with symbol on front. Sneakers the color of his blood. Sunken orange eyes, gray irises, pointed teeth, yellow nails, black lips, black hair. Hair cropped. Horns the shape of a heating dish. Lean body shape but has serious wrinkles on his forehead. Able to fight and is goof at defending against Alternian beasts and lusii, but comes short when fighting over trolls. Depends on his strife specibus spraycankind for distraction and blindess, and his crowbarkind for bloody, rusty offense.
Typing Quirk: Uses O~O for most emotions. Usually ignores spelling and grammar mistakes. When talking to highbloods, he tends to add phrases such as "(oops, mistaked blahblah)" after spelling mistakes in the next line he types. Not talkative. When angered, though, he types long sentences and uses O~O at the end of every sentence.
Quadrants: Has a matesprit and moirail. Has a kismesis crush. Lost a kismesis once. All killed when the meteors from SBURB crashed on Alternia.
Lusus: Earthworm that was killed by high bloods when he was five and a half sweeps old. Was a fat and ugly thing.
Hive: Lives near mostly rust bloods on a cliff. His hive goes underground one floor into the mountain. Spray painted olive on the windows. An ugly contraption of a young troll's imagination and drones.
Life Summary: Used the boast sylladex fetch modus, where he has to brag extravagantly about an item before he can retrieve it. Bragging too little or plainly about an item causes it to either refuse to eject or eject wide distances. Bragging at a maximun level causes the item to eject into his hands. Completed trials and drones build hive. Met friends through trollian, learning about Flarp but through them but never himself getting interested in it. Spent life modifying his spray paint talent and protecting hive+lusus from Alternian wildlife+trolls. Culled when he talked back to a highblood once. Didn't really talk back, but the troll, whose blood color was equal to Eridan's, took offense to the words of the olive blood and decided to cull him for fun.
Mister Some-Guy Crap-Moist here is very average and accepting of fantroll standards due to THESE FUNDAMENTAL REASONS: He is not overpowered. He has a range of positive and negative personality traits. He has troubles in his quadrants; nobody has a perfect history of relationships. His typing quirk is not too unusual and does not borrow much from the canon trolls (no overwhelming leetspeak, for example). He is not physic because his blood color does not have the genetics for such abilities. If he had the same blood color as Sollux, then, yes, it would be perfectly normal to have obtuse physic abilities. His lusus is not some magical mythological unicorn pixie beast thingy and is not ripped off from the canon trolls. His horns do not resemble something in canon. He does not wear bright colors on his clothing, nor does he wear colors of different blood castes (would be dangerous for a simple middle class troll). He does wear colors to indicate his blood caste, though. His eyes are normal and not neon. He had mainly one interest, and he was not incredibly talent in all degrees. HAD THE ABILITY TO DIE. DOES NOT FLY. DOES NOT GLOW FOR NO REASON EXCEPT FOR HOTZ.
Unfortunately, I'm becoming attached to Mister Crap-Moist. Let's hurry on before I adopt him as one of my characters.
Name: Dead Peixes
Age: 0 solar sweeps
Blood Color: Highest blood color on the hemospectrum
Personality: Never developed, but would have been aggressive, ruthless, and bloodthirsty. Would have killed anyone threatening her. Would have killed anyone of her blood caste. Would have killed.
Appearance: Bloody. A bit shorter than Feferi's horns and pointier.
Quadrants: None ever filled. Bucket virgin.
Hive: No hive constructed
Life Summary: As soon as he completed her trials, she was slaughtered by Her Imperious Condescension among many other trolls of her blood color. She never reached Gl'bgolyb
Misses Dead Peixes is quite acceptable as a fantroll for these reasons: Most trolls of her blood color do not survive. ONLY ONE EMPRESS LIVES. Feferi is an exception because she reached Gl'bgolyb and lived isolated from most brutish troll culture. With her blood color, she would be VICIOUS AND MURDEROUS.
Name: Mutant Buttplug
Age: 0 solar sweeps
Blood Color: White
Personality: A dead one.
Appearance: YOU COULD SAY HE LOOKS LIKE DEATH HIMSELF.
Quadrants: No one wants to be with a weird white blood.
Lusus: No lusus would have found him, since he does not have a blood color that lusus can detect.
Hive: Never built.
Life Summary: Killed in trials. Physically mutated from birth, as the genetics that caused his odd blood also effected his facial features. Horns ingrown. Blind.
This douchebag died for obvious reasons. If he had somehow survived the trials, he would have been culled, not only for his physical deformities but his blood. YOU CANNOT HIDE BLOOD. (MY HEADCANON) Karkat survived due to the protection of the religious followers of the Sufferer, the same ones who bred CrabDad. He posed with blood the color of Aradia's whenever he had to...and he usually did not go out in public (another reason why I think Karkat is chubby, but whatever). The tents on his hive were the color of Aradia's blood. If a fantroll has neon blood, THEY'LL DIE, unless you have some major fucking awesome story behind how they managed to survive past the trials.